So much fucking noise
Get paid today because there's no tomorrow
I will show you the banality of evil
It's undeniable, slicked back in suit and tie
I'm here to ruin it all
I'll watch you die

What the fuck do I pay you for?
What the fuck do I care?

'Cause I'm a sick sad fuck with an MBA
I get off when you grovel and beg on your knees
Everybody knows, it's always gonna be
You against the bank, the mortician, and me
I'm a sick sad fuck with an MBA
I get off when you grovel and beg for your dignity
Never gonna learn, it's always gonna be
You against the bank, the mortician, and me

Hero of the modern economy
Alumni of the poison ivy league
Bow low so I can step on your back
Another rung on the ladder, another notch in the belt
Dance, puppet, dance at the end of the rope
What the fuck do I care?
No hope for the future, I'll tear open the sky
From my mansion in the hills I'll watch you motherfuckers fry

What the fuck do I pay you for?
Dance, puppet, dance at the end of the rope

'Cause I'm a sick sad fuck with an MBA
I get off when you grovel and beg on your knees
Everybody knows, it's always gonna be
You against the bank, the mortician, and me
I'm a sick sad fuck with an MBA
I get off when you grovel and beg for your dignity
Never gonna learn, it's always gonna be
You against the bank, the mortician, and me

I'll be dead by the time the tide comes in
When it inundates your filthy shacks and hovels
I don't have to live with the consequences
But you do

Dance, puppet, dance at the end of the rope
What the fuck do I pay you for?
Dance, puppet, dance at the end of the rope
What the fuck do I care?

'Cause I'm a sick sad fuck with an MBA
I get off when you grovel and beg on your knees
Everybody knows, it's always gonna be
You against the bank, the mortician, and me
I'm a sick sad fuck with an MBA
I get off when you grovel and beg for your dignity
Never gonna learn, it's always gonna be
You against the bank, the mortician, and me